human resources bitch

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.

(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"

by TenHands March 2, 2011

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human fly

A guy or girl who is obsessed with you and won't leave you alone even after you've rejected them multiple times. In public, they stand uncomfortably close to you and attempt to engage you in conversation making you feel like you're being surrounded by an annoying fly that won't go away. Dropping hints such as scooting away or excusing yourself do not work. They only make the human fly work ten times harder.

Jack wouldn't stop pestering Tina at the party. He kept hovering around her like a human fly.

by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

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Human Triangle

The "tag" given to a steroid abuser who frequents the gym only to work out on the whole of the upper body and neglect any leg exercises what so ever, forming the shape of an up side down triangle i.e. A Human Triangle.

Henry; Hey Dan! how do ya like my chest and biceps!?

Dan; Yes very manly, but I can't help but notice that your legs look like two pieces shit dangling out of a fishes ass hole.

Henry; Oh don't be so mean :(

Dan; Human Triangle.

by cheekycheese July 18, 2013

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human bayblade

When youre fucking from behind and u shove a butt plug in her ass with a tail connected to the butt plug and rip it out so fast yelling "let it rip" and then proceed to watch her shit fly in circles

I tried to human bayblade my friends mom and i watched her shit go everywhere

by Huhg G rection August 14, 2017

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Human Molotov

The act of forcing a person to drink 1 gal. of flammable liquid, shoving any flammable fabric down their esophagus leaving some hanging from the mouth, and setting the fabric ablaze.

"I was curious to try the human molotov on my alcoholic father since he recently came back from the bar."

by Panini :) April 24, 2019

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