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Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
by Neil_Owner December 9, 2008
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Homo humper

A man who enjoys having sex with another man.
Person 1 - "Hey wanna take a ride with me to see some male strippers?"

Person 2 - "No way you homo humper!"
by XxStyx123xX December 8, 2007
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Halo Humper

One that uses the contorler to hump people in halo, For the Xbox
"Kyle Humps the hell out of jared because he kicks his ass in halo"
by Kyle November 19, 2003
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panda humper

(n.) any member of one or more animal rights protest groups
PETA is a bunch of brainless panda humpers.
by Knautilus September 29, 2003
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Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.
by Joey Logic February 23, 2008
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Armoury humper

A person or mammal who, in a game of Natural-Selection (a half-life mod) persistently sits in front of the armoury getting more ammo.

Whilst doing this he/she becomes incapable of even basic human functions such as speech, hearing or killing the alien which is in the process of killing his/her team-mates.

They are widely hated by most other NS players, who have far better things to do, like beg the commander for a shotgun.
Omg you n00b armoury humper! Get through the f**king phase gate!!!!11
by Nil_IQ January 6, 2004
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stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night
by cornholio November 23, 2004
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