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Hump Trump 

To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.
Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"
Hump Trump by conbonjovi December 10, 2009
Related Words

hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.
Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.

hump-leg 

Hump-leg, hump-legged (Adjective)
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.
"My orgasm felt so good after banging her I had 'hump-leg' for about five minutes and found it difficult to walk straight"
hump-leg by b. a. jr October 15, 2007
Year that starts on a Wednesday
The year 2014 is a hump year.
hump year by PatrickASteward December 31, 2013
When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump
hump me by Bman112 September 25, 2017

Hump Pillow 

A pillow used during a period of intense hormone production.
Lucas didn't feel like masturbating , so he used his hump pillow.
Hump Pillow by ronaldowaldo8.5 October 17, 2009