A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
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One really nice guy, one who is always there for his friends and family. Usually also a great actor and womanizer.
Every male counterpart is jealous.
Every male counterpart is jealous.
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After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
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by Alistar901 June 11, 2021
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