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Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.
Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.
by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008
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hoosier

St. Louis Breakdown:

"South City Hoosier" - These are hoosiers that have all the hoosier trademarks and live south of Highway 44. Almost all of the men work in the automotive field. The women usually are the ones buying Basic cigarettes and scratch-off tickets at a South Grand gas station on Wednesday mornings while thier 7 and 9 year old kids are listening to Eminem in the Astro van.

"South County Hoosier" - These hoosiers aren't always poor rednecks. In fact, most of them own homes and have decent jobs. Look for fishing boats in the driveways, Christmas lights in May and stockpiles of Busch Light beer. Many of the men are hunters and/or fishermen and all have buddies that can fix your car. The women usually have part-time jobs, and slightly newer vans. Many south county hoosiers grew up as south city hoosiers.

"Jefferson County Hoosier" - These hoosiers are a wily bunch. Most drive pickup trucks and have boots that are heavily stained and torn to shreds. They usually start sentences with "hey man..." and all of thier stories are about thier brother-in-law. They too hunt, but can't afford to have thier deer stuffed and mounted like most South County Hoosiers. Almost all of these hoosiers are extremely conservative, and very few work in St. Louis. The women generally wear clothes from 1993 and rock 80's style femullets and bangs. Most smoke menthol cigarettes but will buy the non-menthol brands for thier 14 year old sons named Levi.

"St. Charles Hoosiers" - St.Chares hoosiers are rare sightings. They look normal, and drive nice trucks but almost always live in a home that contains wheels. They have money for stuff like Imo's pizza and Bud Light beer, but only on Saturday's or during Rams's games. They often don't even know that they are in fact hoosiers because they live in St. Charles, howvever the burger king bags on they're floorboards and Z107.7 stickers on their cars are a dead giveaway.
South City - "We went to Ted Drewe's last night"
"Oh yeah, how was that?"
"It was alright, but a total hoosier-fest!"

South County - "I was pulling out of my street and my freakin' hoosier neighbors' dog ran right in front of my car!"

Jefferson County - "Hey man do you have a copy of AC/DC's Back in Black at your place? My damn brother-in-law borrowed mine like three weeks ago, and I aint seen it since!"

St. Charles - "I met some girl at Harrah's but the minute she started talking about how she filed a restraining order against her ex, I knew I was dealing with a full-fledged hoosier!"
by Mike McClanahan January 19, 2008
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Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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Boob on the hooter

Uttered by musically gifted English crackhead, Pete Doherty, after hearing a nasty comment Morrisey made about him. Meaning is unclear, but linguists believe despite the sexual connotations, most people on the recieving end of such "boobing" are 50 year old virgins. Staple threat on The Strokes' internet message board.
"Ray Ray said that the last Strokes album wasn't as sexygreat as the first. We ought to boob him on the hooter."
by Viv February 5, 2005
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hooter shot

generally used by truckers...
when a woman shows her breasts to them while going down the road
C'mon baby, I have gotten a hooter shot in forever. Let's see those big tits.
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Hoosier Tingle

The insertion of Pop Rocks into the woman's vagina after cumming.
Dude, I performed the Hoosier Tingle on Brittany last night.
by Paul Reed November 4, 2008
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hooter cooter

When a woman pushes her breasts together for a man to insert his manhood.
"How do you want to cum tonight?" She asked. "In your hooter cooter." He replied.
by Dayman842 September 2, 2016
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