Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores

"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006

Hookla

An unattractive object that smells horrid, or taste disgusting usually considered as garbage.

"This tastes like hookla!"
"You look like a hookla!"

by HooklaforShookas November 15, 2011

Hoopjack

Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.

The music that was playing had a real hoopjack flair, it really got my feet tapping.

by SweetPete Weston January 12, 2016

Hoopajoop

A weird, extraneously complex item.

A- What does this hoopajoop do?
B- Dude...that's a jet printer!
A- *feels stupid* Oh......

by RatchetBoo September 5, 2003

hoople-head

(Origin - unknown) n. - Hoople-head is probably derived from the word hoople, which means hobo or buffoon. See the 1960s novel by Willard Manus entitled, "Mott the Hoople".

As used in Deadwood, an HBO original series, "...bunch of f#$%ing hoople heads."

by Ken Serrine March 31, 2005

hooblahs

when a grandmother's breasts tangle into a knot

"shit, check out those hooblahs!!!"

by Henry (Jesus' Homeboy) October 19, 2004

hoop la

chaos, randomness, insane

There was a massive amount of hoop la going on

by Lisa Danae' January 13, 2007