helmer

One who frequently engages in homosexual activities to please his prostate.

Yeah hes not gay, but hes a helmer.

by Dingle berry January 9, 2005

heifer

1.A young cow, especially one who hasn't given birth to a calf.

2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.

3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.

1. Aww, look at that heifer it's so cute. I can't wait for it to have a calf!

2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.

3.Heifer gotta eat.

by k8thegreat January 14, 2012

Heiferlicious

1) Food that is extremely rich in calories or fat content, a guilty pleasure food.

2) Also can refer to eating far too much.

1) I'm going to go eat me some heiferlicious brownies.

2) I've had a very heiferlicious day today - my BFF and I ate an entire chocolate pie!

by Lucas Carter aka Fabulucas March 1, 2009

Heimert

Homemade alchohol around 96% pure alchohol. Trønders and alabama people drink it, known to taste good with coffee.

Guy 1: heimert
Guy 2: heimert?
Guy 3: hmm, heimert!

by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021

Hemertyphon

The changing in color of one's poop. This is usually caused by eating a lot of one type of food that contains mostly just one dye. Blue Gushers are a good source for blue hemertyphon.

I ate two boxes of blue gushers, and, dear christ, did I get myself some indigo hemertyphon!

by Samuel Jonis August 17, 2003

hemeralopia

An eye condition in which sight is poor or absent in daylight, but adequate or normal at night or by artificial light; day blindness. Also see nyctalopia.

I can't see the tree outside very well because I have hemeralopia.

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Heiferslump

Heifer = a young cow, especially one that has never had a calf
Slump = a drooping or hunched posture

Heiferslump = a large overweight lady slumped in her chair or more commonly on a bench in a food court eating takeaway.

by Chenn-Dogg December 1, 2009