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headless goat

(n.) When one pulls the pants of a male down and smacks him on the head of the penis with a foot, hand, ball, bat, nail gun, frying pan, etc.
Guy: Hey, why's Doug limping like that?
Sven: Oh, I just pulled a headless goat on him.
by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010
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headless horseman

I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.
by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007
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Hanna Harless

Hanna is the most beautiful girl in the world, and is so sweet and kind. no matter what she does, I will be there for her, and will protect her against anything. she has the most beautiful eyes that make you wanna smile and is the type of girl you never wanna lose. if you ever get your hands on hanna harless, i suggest you treat her like a princess, because you know i will everyday we're together.
megan fox, baja millerm (never back down) Hanna Harless
by the shiznizzle November 6, 2010
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heatness

The condition of "thick feeling" heat in a small place that you have to enter; also an exclamation of the same when experiencing it.
When it's very hot outside and your car has been shut up all day, and you open it for the first time to get in and the temperature takes your breath away - that first blast of heat escaping is "heatness".
by jmk123 February 3, 2010
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headless horseman

an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.
by Boner Jones!! March 13, 2011
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headless chicken

a panic stricken and/or illogical person
The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.
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