Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.
A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013
Get the Health Lotterymug. Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack
Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
by Death Menace July 9, 2023
Get the Metal Healthmug. by Poopypansy April 21, 2021
Get the Financial Healthmug. When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.
Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012
Get the The health nutmug. by Dumbs dad April 12, 2015
Get the Picture of healthmug. Health Points, a elongated version of the well known "HP" term in some well know video games.
Defining how much supposed "health" a character has in some sort of game.
Usually, Health Points(HP) is usually a bar that decreases every time you get damaged.
Or do something you are not supposed to to, not wanting the Health Points draining to zero.
When you "Run out of HP(Health Points)" you die in the game, never in real life.
Slang Terms:
When someone says they are "Running low on HP" or "Loosing HP" it means that they do not have many Health Points left, and or actively loosing them as they need assistance quickly because are more vulnerable to die in the game.
When Someone says they "Need HP" or say "I need a Medic/Healer" it is the same as the last one, usually in a game where there is healing involved a player will say this phrase to tell other teammates that they need Health Points fast because they are vulnerable. Hey usually say this because if they don't they'll die in game.
Defining how much supposed "health" a character has in some sort of game.
Usually, Health Points(HP) is usually a bar that decreases every time you get damaged.
Or do something you are not supposed to to, not wanting the Health Points draining to zero.
When you "Run out of HP(Health Points)" you die in the game, never in real life.
Slang Terms:
When someone says they are "Running low on HP" or "Loosing HP" it means that they do not have many Health Points left, and or actively loosing them as they need assistance quickly because are more vulnerable to die in the game.
When Someone says they "Need HP" or say "I need a Medic/Healer" it is the same as the last one, usually in a game where there is healing involved a player will say this phrase to tell other teammates that they need Health Points fast because they are vulnerable. Hey usually say this because if they don't they'll die in game.
A Random Player: I died!
Another Random Player: Your HP went down that quick? You have to get better at this game.
A Random Player: You're right, I need to stop loosing so many Health Points at once! Maybe I should go this way instead...
Another Random Player: Your HP went down that quick? You have to get better at this game.
A Random Player: You're right, I need to stop loosing so many Health Points at once! Maybe I should go this way instead...
by BafflingSpy3294 April 4, 2022
Get the Health Pointsmug. Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.
Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week
by thatf00 April 20, 2022
Get the Health and wellnessmug.