Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.
A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
by strawberryutopia August 20, 2013
When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.
Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012
"I'm throwing a health fit. Watch yourselves, protect yourselves, just.. don't die, ok? Do not die, you hear me?"
by Krkič March 07, 2020
Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.
Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week
by thatf00 April 21, 2022
Health anxiety is a mental illness which is similar to anxiety, except it's focused on health. For example, you might randomly have a itch U need to scratch. A normal person wouldn't think much about if, but someone with health anxiety might think they have every single type of cancer and that they're gonna die cuz of it.
Guy 1:OH GOD, I CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Guy 2: Dude, everyone can feel their heartbeat especially if you focus on it. It's just health anxiety.
Guy 2: Dude, everyone can feel their heartbeat especially if you focus on it. It's just health anxiety.
by Fekfkek July 19, 2023
by mr.tourist January 25, 2021
by health2enjoy November 19, 2020