Definitions by strawberryutopia
Health Lottery
Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.
A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
Health Lottery by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013
autocorrectypo
When you are entering a word, especially an uncommon one, into a device that does autocorrection, an autocorrectypo would be where it incorrectly 'corrects' your correct word to the word it thought you meant.
autocorrectypo by strawberryutopia March 7, 2010
daily mail
A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.
daily mail by StrawberryUtopia October 18, 2009
pishwaddle
A synonym of rubbish or codswallop
Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as pishwaddle.
Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as pishwaddle.
Person 1: This year's Big Brother is going to be awesome!
Person 2: Pishwaddle! It's Big Brother, the exact opposite of awesome.
Person 2: Pishwaddle! It's Big Brother, the exact opposite of awesome.
pishwaddle by strawberryutopia June 18, 2009
transalysis
A combination of the words "trans" (as in -gender or -sexual) and "paralysis".
This is when a trans person attempts to do something associated with their acquired gender, but then getting scared and not doing it.
Examples include using the "correct" bathroom/toilets or dressing in a particular way in public.
This is when a trans person attempts to do something associated with their acquired gender, but then getting scared and not doing it.
Examples include using the "correct" bathroom/toilets or dressing in a particular way in public.
transalysis by strawberryutopia March 30, 2009
fair doughnut
fair doughnut by StrawberryUtopia August 14, 2008