3 definitions by Slamma_Jamma
When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.
Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012
the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big tits but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
ho-worker: ooh i'm so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
by Slamma_Jamma June 19, 2009
The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.
Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)
Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*
Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'
Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*
Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'
by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012