Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

self-hating Ashki

An Ashkenazi Jew who hates Yiddish and Ashkenazi culture. Comes in various forms.

That self-hating Ashki told me Yiddish was dead and I needed to learn Hebrew.

Some self-hating Ashki from JVP told me Ashkenazim were responsible for all the world's problems. Well, an alleged Ashki, anyway; they're like Messianics, you never know if they're telling the truth anyway.

by Queen Buttrix November 22, 2021

Not hating, just stating

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

by fearyomamma April 20, 2010

I'm not having it

A term used by Brandon Rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don't want to take the risk.

Girl: OMG your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there!
Boy: I'm not having it

by andremieson October 3, 2016

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

nigger hating dog

A dog that singles out African Americans, and bites, barks, or growls at them.

Jamal: Shit! your dog bit my black ass!
Tim: Yeah that is one nigger hating dog.

by jkjkjkjkj February 18, 2011

having said that

A phrase used to negate something that you just said so that you can then say what you actually think.

Larry: The book looks great, Jason. Having said that, I would consider it more of a pamphlet than a book. It's looking a little thin.

by Brantski November 24, 2009