hawksexual

Being attracted to only Hawk from Cobra Kai

"Oh goodness I think I'm Hawksexual"

'Hawksexual?'
"Only attracted to Cobra kais Hawk'

by hawkkai January 10, 2021

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

hobosexual

a person that exclusively dates only the homeless

yeah, he finally came out of the closest and is embracing his hobosexuallity

by LBONUDL January 22, 2011

Hobosexual

The urge to perform sexual intercourse with homeless people.

Kate: Sarah, look! There's a homeless man!

Sarah: I wanna fuck him sooo hard!

Kate: You're such a Hobosexual Sarah...

by DinosaursAreRapists April 30, 2014

hobosexual

A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.

Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.

by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2006

hobosexual

Style that is a cross between hipster (or metrosexual) and hobo. Coined by Cobra Starship lead, Gabe Saporta. Only to be used with permission by Gabe Saporta.

Gabe Saporta coined the term "hobosexual" to describe this new generation's style.

by leaax3 September 25, 2009

hobosexuality

One who seeks homeless people out to engage in sexual activities down by the river

I realized my friend was into hobosexuality when he took me down by the river with a slew of homeless homos

by Kraziebtch24 June 10, 2016