(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
by Howie16 December 16, 2010
Get the Asshole Hammered mug.1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.
2) A new and upcoming rap group.
2) A new and upcoming rap group.
by Michael51 November 9, 2006
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by smedley pond June 14, 2010
Get the flatter than hammered shit mug.To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.
by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015
Get the Chelsea hammered mug.Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.
1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
by sour-puss July 4, 2007
Get the Snatch-hammered mug.The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
by B Mann March 2, 2009
Get the Shaq-Hammered mug.A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!
So thats why i threw up this morning.
So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010
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