The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!
- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.
by deadbirb June 9, 2018
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Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
Get the proxy husband mug.1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.
2) Tyrannical douchebag.
3) Soul sucking piece of shit.
4) Self-centered bastard.
5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches
2) Tyrannical douchebag.
3) Soul sucking piece of shit.
4) Self-centered bastard.
5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches
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