(n.) an unathletic or otherwise
incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the
mid-
2000s.
We wanted to use the sand court to
play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their
hands.
Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this
guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.