ear gurgle

when you're getting a blow job and you punch the girl in the jaw right before you cum. You proceed to ejaculate into her ear canal so she hears your cum gurgling the rest of the day.

Kelsey, a natural cum guzzler, was being a dirty twat so i told her to give me a blowie. Little did she know I was about to give her an ear gurgle.

by turkish prime minister January 6, 2008

turkey gurgle

After you bust your nut in the girls mouth you grab the skin on her throat and pull causing her to gurgle.

Make sure you take your dick out of her mouth before a turkey gurgle.

by Ninja86 May 23, 2007

Gurglepoopie

To sneeze and burp simutaniously.

I got so excited I gurglepoopied in the car!

by fa q tkd April 18, 2009

Death Gurgle

When you have a bad case of swamp ass and then you fart and it makes a wet gurgling sound.

Pat just got off the forklift and death gurgled.

by ziggystar37 August 16, 2009

gurgle

A fart that sounds like you blew bubbles in your Hardees malt.

That wasn't just a fart, THAT was a gurgle, you better check your pants/

by Blake November 11, 2002

Gurgler

A gurgler is a person who when they talk you can only hear the gurgling sounds they would make if you could throat punch them.

Yep, he's a gurgler.

I work with way to many gurglers.

by PTJim February 18, 2015

gurgle

The sound you hear when you poop diarea all over the toilet seat cause you missed

or

When you take your cum, and pee in it and mix it up in a pooper and then you wipe it all over a object and force feed it to your galfriend

I missed and gurgled all over the floor.

or

You take that gurgle and drink it or ill take a dump in your mouth!

by Camameron October 23, 2007