Hardees

Home of Thickburgers. Delicious burger that should only be eaten after 1:00 AM. Otherwise you will be coherent enough to realize that what you are eating is not really all that delicious.
Umm, lets get a thickburger. No way dude, its only 7:00(PM).
by pseuodnym April 20, 2004
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Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"
by Rob January 14, 2004
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A fast food chain that tastes like a shitmop.
Honey lets not go to Hardees remember the time we ate what we thought was a burger but was really an old mop covered in mounds of shit.
by unleashed February 07, 2004
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A shit fastfood joint that sells rancid burgers drenched in sauce and minging fries that taste like soap. I always seem to eat from there when I'm hungover though...
I just ate some Hardees because I got shit-faced last night and it seemed like a great idea at the time. I now feel as though I've been licking a dogs anus. Pretty sure I'll be shitting for a week now...
by Dangerous G April 13, 2004
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1. Noun- A fast food burger restaurant with exploitative advertising geared at the "red-blooded all-American man." With little exception, all commercial advertising in the southern United States in the 1990's and 2000's have included some ultra heterosexual male bravado and female T and A (tits and ass). One exception was a lesbian truck driver eating a burger with her foot on the dash of the truck and her hand on her crotch.

Also known for senior citizen discounts and over-priced fast food. Hardees is usually packed with white senior citizens every morning.
Person 1: "Why are there so many old people on the road this morning?"
Person 2: "They are all headed to Hardees."
Person 3: I refuse to go to Hardees until they put a positive female character in their advertising.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
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Hardee's is better than fast food in its typical sense. Hardee's is something wonderful, which happens to arrive quickly.
That girl came quicker than Hardee's.
by John Flint May 09, 2005
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a place that never has customers
WOW! Hardees acually has a customer today.
by frankdabarborvegan October 23, 2003
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