The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....
martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.
by kez the wez August 22, 2009
Get the sucking guff mug.Someone who suffers from severe flatulence and is generally unpleasant to be with in confined spaces.
Someone who is a filthmonger and doesn't wash regularly.
A sleeping bag, the smell lingers...
Someone who is a filthmonger and doesn't wash regularly.
A sleeping bag, the smell lingers...
"Look dude open the window and please give us some notice, your a filthy guffbag!!!"
"We're all set for camping I've got the tents and the guffbags and the flashlights..."
"We're all set for camping I've got the tents and the guffbags and the flashlights..."
by Tom T-Bone Williams July 8, 2007
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Get the Guff Cock mug.The reaction to a particularly loud or disgusting fart or shart, especially on a packed tube train when female passengers have to use coat lapels as a makeshift gas mask. Look as proud as a man cradling his first born son.
His neighbours guffrontery at his long loud shart was a sight to behold, nothing less than biblical.
by Dogburster December 22, 2018
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by Nonlinear Expansion February 23, 2019
Get the Guffie mug.Pronounced: goo - fos - mmm - ferb, offically. pronouncing gufosmfrb (goo-fos-mmm-ferb) as goofosmorphbin will cause another person to feel gufosmfrb. it is not gufosmfrb at this point. (this is called the gufosmfrb/goofosmorphbin paradox.)
covers all emotions. it is the emotion that you feel when there is no other explanation. gufosmfrb will be there to reverse your tears. gufosmfrb is crying upwards. gufosmfrb is everything, originating from a keysmash
covers all emotions. it is the emotion that you feel when there is no other explanation. gufosmfrb will be there to reverse your tears. gufosmfrb is crying upwards. gufosmfrb is everything, originating from a keysmash
i simply gufosmfrb when i watch a phil swift ad
"jump in the cadillac! >:("
"oh...gufosmfrb!"
when i see meme man i feel pure unfiltered gufosmfrb
"jump in the cadillac! >:("
"oh...gufosmfrb!"
when i see meme man i feel pure unfiltered gufosmfrb
by The Stonks : shushing_face : March 7, 2021
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