guffbag

Someone who suffers from severe flatulence and is generally unpleasant to be with in confined spaces.
Someone who is a filthmonger and doesn't wash regularly.
A sleeping bag, the smell lingers...

"Look dude open the window and please give us some notice, your a filthy guffbag!!!"
"We're all set for camping I've got the tents and the guffbags and the flashlights..."

by Tom T-Bone Williams July 8, 2007

gruffbag

The act of making ones partners rectal sphinkter contract violently by squeezing them round the waist in a bear hug.

You dirty gruffbager.
Take this gruffbag bitch.

by Piglover November 6, 2006

Guffage

The stink of a peticularly nasty trump.

Dude! That is some seriously rank guffage, that is fart bad enough to end a marriage!!!

by Pourl December 13, 2007