Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019

geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013

grinder

A sandwich in a long roll. Used primarily in Southern New England.

-Can you get me a turkey grinder, Jethrow?
-What is a grinder, sir?
-Sorry Jethrow, I forgot that you're an illiterate southener. A grinder is the same as a sub, a hoagie, or a hero.
-I understand now. I'll make you a grinder now. Thank you kindly.

by Jason Cheng loves Anna's Taqueria September 25, 2005

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Choch Grinder

Not conforming to the usual selection principles by being devoid of customary or natural covering while moving up and down or about, in a quick or lively manner, while being in the act, of rotating the choch in an erotic manner.

Nick: Beth, why are you getting naked in front of Jendo?
Beth: I get naked in front of her all the time…she likes it.
(proceeds to do the naked choch grinder in front of both Nick and Jendo)

by Jendo October 1, 2004

organ grinder

A perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his dick on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.

The organ grinder behind me GOT OFF before I did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.

by C J Mirasola April 3, 2007