grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017

Grapple rope

When your about to be all tied up and giving up on love.

Man I’m about to grapple rope and shoot my shot. Not really but that’s jus how I feel rn seriously.. 2: that’s fucked up homie you been doing good for 11 months. 1: ya but I’m giving up I hate reality. Nothing’s getting better, independent or not I’m always alone. 2: fuck doe that’s real.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Crabapple

A short man with a hung penis

Dauym, tyler may not be a crabapple but his penis is huge.

by Wordsmitasta May 21, 2021

grappledonger

a person who grabs inappropriately.

dudes a grappledonger, he always smacks everyone's ass for no reason.

by chomumandem March 30, 2022

grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.

by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022

Grapplebees

When a woman on a date makes an advance towards the genitals region of a man while in an American cuisine grill/eatery

She gave me the old grapplebees… I know she wants it.

by Teeters November 29, 2022

Grapple apple

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

by A coco April 5, 2023