Canadian Goodbye

Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'

I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.

Canadian Goodbye by Doctor Ubuntu Palindrome May 29, 2015

setup goodbye 

the style of goodbye where you purposely act/say something obviously stupid to end the relationship.

This chick told me she wanted to go attend a puppy pageant recently, so we went. 10 minutes in one, had enough, so i pulled a setup goodbye

told her i needed to go to the restroom, set off the fire alarm, started the whip and bolted out.

setup goodbye by Spicy fishies December 13, 2018

kiss something goodbye 

to face and accept the loss of something

If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.

kiss something goodbye by Light Joker May 22, 2005

greek goodbye 

a long goodbye typically lasting anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours

yo talk about a greek goodbye we started leaving at 6 and didnt get out to the car till 9.

greek goodbye by madd grigga October 16, 2006

Midwestern Goodbye 

A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice

Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!

Midwestern Goodbye by Corndogst March 3, 2023

Midwestern Goodbye 

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.

When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*

Midwestern Goodbye by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023

Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized

Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye

Brown eye goodbye by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008