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Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
Mark is a gonk
by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020
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Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising
'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'
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Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
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An annoying, troll-like creature.
Pippa is such a gonk!
by Noav September 6, 2016
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Gonk

When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.
My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.
by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024
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GONK

1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary

2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic
1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "

2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "
by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020
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African tribesman whom makes native calls to his people
theirs are gonk leader
by ray gonk quall March 13, 2023
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