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RPI goggles

condition caused by the unfavorable ratio of women to men at RPI. similar to beer goggles, except they don't go away when you sober up.
the combination of RPI and beer goggles is a good way to fuck the fat chick.
by joe bag o'donuts May 13, 2005
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Brandeis Goggles

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011
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law school goggles

similar to beer goggles, law school students develop these when they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school.
a hot girl that finds herself attracted to a guy that would be ranked a 4 because he is the hottest in her class. she has acquired law school goggles.
by aly rocks February 27, 2008
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The goggles! They do nothing!

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"
by TG February 2, 2005
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goggles

by dj gs68 July 29, 2003
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weed goggles

noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea

Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.

Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010
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Stinky Goggles

Stinky Goggles is when You put your balls in someone's ass then on their eyes
Dude, that chick got the Stinky Goggles last night, her eyes have brown ball marks.
by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010
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