Turt'a'gator

Turtagator(Hemorrhoidonoid pensisgator nigaaradere)- A Biochemicaly engineered and above adequately weaponized, hybrid predator belonging to theTestudinidae family, made from genetic material collected from the American Aligator (Alligator mississippiensis) From the deep dark alleys on the back waters down the Bayou in deep south Mississippi. Crossed with the agile yet heavily armoured and the unrivaled horizontal vercatility of the Galápagos Giant Tortoise(Chelonoidis nigra)Found on the Isle of Galápagos. This incredible behometh of a Genetically Modified Organism engineered by the secret service of the United States Government is a great addition to the U.S. Southern border force control defense task force. Since being added to service, the crossing of illegal aliens into the United States from the south has decreased 87.36%. The Turtagator has currently been patrolling the border three years and is currently running at a capacity of 63.3%. It is estimated that by the year 2020 Service capacity will reach 100% thus ensuring any Mexican who dare try to cross the southern border into the U.S. will endure an unfathomable fate. Being kept within an inch of life, for up to periods exceeding three weeks. Slowly being consumed from the feet up, whilst being entombed by the sands of the desert after being buried and set to ripenin by the Turtagator.

A fully grown Turtagator can grow in excess of, 15 meters in length. 9.2 meters in width and stands st 6 meters tall and beyond.

Turt'a'gator
Oi bruv, did you see them dirty sanchez lookin' bean eaters who tried to sneak into America to steal our jobs? Well, a giant f*#@king Turtagator ripped them to shreds. Today, not a single vote, was for Pedro.

by Charlos$anchez August 31, 2018

Unicorn Bird Goat

It's unicorn a bird and a goat
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It's like a goat but magical with wings and a horn
It's really amazing honestly

person a: "What was that?"
person b: "It was a Unicorn Bird Goat!"

by BingBong13 January 10, 2021

Goat Rodeo

A chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what's going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into

"Management's nuts. By the time each of them has his say and policy gets to us, it's a goat rodeo."

"We had Ondine's fifth birthday party yesterday. What a goat rodeo!"

by Bilberry January 20, 2009

goatonapole

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Pee-gatory

Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Pee-gatory.

by Tagz December 9, 2008

montgomery gator

an alligator which some reason is hot asf, he’s from fnaf security breach

omg is that montgomery gator (or monty for short)?

by hotmommymilkieslol January 17, 2022

grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 8, 2009