glob

the final drip of spunk, usually 20 seconds after nutting a load

Man, I tried to get away, but that bitch sucked every last drop... up until the glob. My dick was a shambles after

by bennoa February 27, 2022

glob

a book monster

man 1; are you the gobgolabglabglabgobgolabglabglab???

glob: I'm the Globglogabgalab.And I love books.And this basement isa true treasure trove.I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glabOooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid!Simply delicious_!Ooooohm, ha ha ha ha!I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glab

by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020

Glob

It good

Glob good

by The glob fools October 08, 2020

GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.

"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"

by GrannyT August 12, 2023

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 29, 2019

glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)

Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.

by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023

glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax

“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂

by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 10, 2022