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Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
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Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.
by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025
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Gilmoured

'Mate, we're proper gilmoured'
by B.Micko July 20, 2019
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Izzy Glimore

this is a dudes name. izzy is a dude. hes really cool and hot and works out a lot. i would totally let him bang me if i was into that. bro doesnt even realize how hot he is. hes like a nonchalant dreadhead but better and latino.
Damn I bet that guy works out, hes prolly named like Izzy Glimore or something.
by ace_ exe June 23, 2024
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