Garfunkle

To juke or confuse an opposition in such a wat that they cannot comprehend what they have witnessed

"That guy just got absolutely Garfunkelled!" or "Im going to garfunkle these guys"

by John Words November 22, 2024

Garfunked

When a man blows his load in a girls mouth, and it leaks out the side.

E.G: Oh my God, Tre totally garfunked Courtney at Joe's party last night. Bogus...

by T-Hoot July 21, 2007

Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

Garfunk

Funky shit to vibe to

Ayo play that garfunk

by samthedork April 5, 2020

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Garbunkle

Garbunkle is a Flavor of Juice that’ll get you all the way fucced up or a Feeling of Expression and Excitement

“I was sippin on that Garbunkle the otha day”
“man that nigga was Garbunkle as fuc yesterday”

by FebrezeWRLD February 19, 2021