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Inventing Gibberish

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
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Dawn-gibberer

Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.

A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.

Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 30, 2007
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Gabbeh

gabriella marchitelli

the best person, and likes m&ms
hello gabbeh
by chingchong--china October 16, 2008
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coconut grabber

a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now
- Where's Rico?
- That fucking coconut grabber is playing Clash Royale again.
by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021
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cock grabber

one who grabs or reaches for any males penis, especially on multiple occasions.(accident or purposely)
"watch out if you have to walk by mitch he is a cock grabber"

"walking in this tight office is turning us into a bunch of cock grabbers and ass grabbers"
by magic taco January 28, 2008
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Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.
I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.
by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 11, 2010
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