Brad Gorton

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently

Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance

by Harry toreria January 25, 2022

gortz

Also known as diareah or blowing mud

Andrew ate at taco bell yesterday and came down with a case of the gortz.

by dont think so. May 22, 2005

Gorth

like girth. its a layer of extreme fat. noticable of boob to arm length ratio.

"have u seen his gorth?"
"gorth?"
"yea, his boobs are more gigantic than his arms"

by Dman56 July 19, 2009

Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.

Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)

by MiraCabron1234098765 August 7, 2012

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009

Gortat

A cool dude. A tall dude. Great at basketball. Lookin like a kkk member. One with a huge dick.

Gortat got mad dogged by the players at the park when he wore a white shirt as he played all black players.

by Gortat-The Scholar October 25, 2011

Gorte

One of the most intelligent beings on the planet. Able to foretell a raid wipe often minutes before one happens. Enabled him to survive unscathed thru many failed fights against evil dragons and firey elemental monsters.

Holy #$%& the raid didn't wipe, Gorte made it out. He'll be back with help real soon.

by JDuff November 12, 2008