Dick Frown

When anybody makes your dick sad.

Things were getting a little hot and steamy but then my mom came in and gave me a dick frown.

by Goldenpeak69 July 13, 2010

I was Frozen

The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.

Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"

by Dyonus October 7, 2009

Frozen banana pop

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.

My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.

by Have-A-Fantastic-Norwich-Day October 13, 2010

frozen chosen

A nickname for us Prsebyterians that has to do with predestination.

Oh yeah, that summer camp's run by the frozen chosen.

by frozenchosenisacompliment January 4, 2012

Frownie Points

The opposite of brownie points; these are awarded when someone does something bad.

My frownie points went up today when my manager overheard me talking about the pros and cons of a fully nude strip club that doesn't serve alcohol versus a topless one that does.

by 3D December 9, 2007

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

Frownload

A download that appears to be free, but is actually a trial version or requires some sort of membership to download.

Also applies to streaming movies and games.

Damn, I thought I got a free version of Inception, but it turned out to be a frownload.

by Philippe Monsieur March 18, 2011