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Freelance Copywriting

Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.
That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.
by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019
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Freelance Mascot

Billy: I'm a freelance Mascot!
Jane: Cool! Me too!
by Ms. EmoMoon August 11, 2017
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Freeloader's Guilt

When someone who is a known freeloader has received "charity" gifts from someone, and they end up letting things go such as bitchiness, abuse, or excessive rudeness, due to the fact that they feel that they have no right to oppose this person because they have bought them so many things.
Anna: "Yeah, I just can't take her bitching at me so much, but it's just that I have the worse freeloader's guilt, and I don't feel that I have the right to say anything =("
by Anna! =) November 30, 2009
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Freeloader

–verb (used with object) 1. to get by freeloading.
2. someone thats always looking for a handout
3. annoying to the point it makes you wanna punch babies
Will P. is such a freeloader hes always trying to smoke my shit and never pay for it.
by tarainacus August 10, 2009
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Freelancer

noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field
Well, I see you have nothing listed from February of 2009 through May of 2010 on your resume. Do you care to elaborate?" "Ummm... yes. I was a Freelancer"
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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freelance

a euphemism for being unemployed
Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 2, 2009
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Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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