country frat boy

A fake wannabe country boy who can be found wearing camo hats, camo shirts/coats, camo pants, and cheap sunglasses. Can be found hanging out at the local McDonalds spitting cheap tobacco and talking how big of a lift they got on their rusted out POS truck or who's property they ripped up last night with their POS truck. Thinks they are country because they wear camo, drive trucks, and hunt, but in fact know little to nothing about real country life. Most of them live in suburbs with with their mommy and daddy. Can be spotted in public driving lifted pieces of shit like 90' Jeeps, 90's Dodge Rams, diesel trucks, and any beat up rusted out piece of shit truck that they can find. Most of the ones driving diesels or newer trucks are funded strictly by daddy.

i went down to mcdonalds and there was a ton of country frat boys standing there bragging to each other about who has the better lift kit on their small dick mobile.

by the0varie September 12, 2016

Frat Clothes

Polo/button down/shirt with pocket (Ralph Lauren, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vinyard Vines, Coastal Apparel, Perils, etc.), sunglasses on croakies (COASTA DEL MAR, or Ray ban but not as good), shorts above the knees NO CARGO SHORTS! (names listed for shirts), sperry top sider's. Bowtie on occasion (tailoring company or Southern Proper is a sure bet), Never wear socks or an undershirt you don't have time to do that because you will be too busy fratting.

Frat Clothes include brands: Ralph Lauren, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vineyard Vines, Coastal Apparel, Perils, Coasta del mar, Ray ban, Sperry

by PDT414 January 2, 2012

Frat Swoop

The frat swoop is a hair style very common in the southeast among fraternity guys. It consists of bangs that come down in the front that either swoops to the left or the right. Hair is mostly messy looking everywhere else due to a night of raging.

Matt was offered the job over Larry because he was rocking the nice frat swoop look unlike Larry who was doning a mullet.

by PerformanceFratGear August 14, 2011

Hanz & Franz

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.

Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.

by Ya YOU!!! September 21, 2004

Frat

A group of young men who have generally been douchebags their entire lives, and feel the need to spend thousands and thousands of their parents dollars to continue this legacy through college and to buy their friends. These men all wear the same exact polo shirts and ugly suade shoes due to a complete lack or originality and free-thinking. In groups these promising young men enjoy drinking absurd amounts of alcohol while listening to shitty mainstream rap music. A large number of these wonderful kids are extremely rascist as well.

Hey man, I'm thinking about joining a frat. I can't seem to make any regular, down to earth friends, so I think ill join mu mu kappa doo doo poo poo and make a bunch of new "brothers" who in actuality will welcome me to their awesome group by treating me like scum.

by Truth67 September 13, 2013

Frat Weasley

A name given to a man who is the frattiest of all frat stars and resembles Ron Weasley from Harry Potter. Generally all Frat Weasleys have red hair and can be seen at the local dining hall pounding Frat Soda and disregarding women. Note, you may also be dubbed Frat Weasley if your first name rhymes with Ron (Weasley) eg. Shawn, John. (In such cases you may refer to sed person as Shawn Weasley or John Weasley, etc.)

Jeffrey: Hey who is that kid over there making out with 3 girls at once?

Pledge: Damnit Jeffrey don't you know? That is Frat Weasley. I would do anything to be him.

by Brotorious B.I.G March 23, 2011

Johan Franzen

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.

1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."

by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008