dinner plates

n. nipples of an extreme diameter

Ive see Monika's nipples, they're like dinner plates.

by Caryy May 29, 2004

Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.

Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}

by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

Pussy Dinner

When you eat a dinner of Pussy

Man 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Man 2: Dude I had a nice Pussy dinner at 5pm

by Stonergalpalgal420 February 15, 2019

Clam Dinner

Performing oral sex on two or more females in an orgiastic manner.

Frank went to visit his girlfriend but ended up in a hot three way with her and her roommate and had quite the clam dinner from what I hear.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Dinner Room

An extremely embarrassing and unforgivable way of describing a diner or cafe in a moment of panic and hesitation.

Zoey: Where do you want to meet tonight?

Christian: Uhh... The ‘dinner room’!!

by Phantom Joss June 14, 2018

TV Dinner

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.

"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"

by Anon319 October 18, 2007

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016