fissoring

The act of gay scissor sex between two males, where they both penetrate each other simultaneously.

a fag scissor

after dinner, kevin and danny went back to danny's place where they grabbed each others feet and pointed their weiners between their legs and started fissoring each other all night

by Nick Grubb May 7, 2008

Fito

fito is a tall and sweet person. Maybe people who don't know him will think he's a nerd xD fito has a sweet and humorous nature. Making friends with him is a very pleasant thing. but behind his humorous nature, he also has a mysterious nature :(

Fito

by RdMy December 1, 2021

Fitocracy

1.) An online fitness community combining latent gamer tendencies with popular health and fitness regimes and trends with the purpose of creating an unstoppable army of freakishly fit nerds that do a lot of virtual fist-bumping.

2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".

1.) "Dude, I just leveled up by completing this quest AND I earned an achievement!" "Are you playing Skyrim?" "Pfff...NO! I'm playing Fitocracy, so now I LOOK like the guy in Skyrim!" "No way!" /fistbumpRLprops

2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."

by ChalkBeard September 18, 2012

one size fits all

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

by Light Joker October 19, 2006

fits

Short for "Counterfeit", term "Fit" is only used for counterfeit money that sells for less than the legal value it resembles. Fits are also known for great quality, but just a bit lower than the actual authentic bill that money is made of. And is used to actually purchase things.

Dude i needa buy me one of em gucci bags for my boo, cost around $250, link me fits to buy 6 of em. I'll pay the producer after i sell em and link one to my boo, seen?

by Playground Legends March 21, 2009

muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

by g-man January 18, 2005

fitsy

To be in a state of throwing a fit.

The girl was very fitsy when things did not go her way.

by Livia February 13, 2003