Grandma fister

One who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.

1. Ethan, you're such a grandma fister. That bitch was old as hell.

2. Damn Ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!

by Connor James Plaza November 16, 2011

ur sister fister

Stronged then any of the ur mom gay insults

Person 1 : ur mom gay

Person 2 : ur dad lesbian

Person 3 : Ur granny Tranny

You : ur sister fister

*world melts and universe explodes*

by Zygno April 4, 2018

Fisterblaster

The act of inserting ones fist into a womans vagina while twisting it rapidly.

Man 1: "Dude, your old lady is walking kinda funny today"

Man 2" Yeah bro, I gave her the fisterblaster last night"

by Dillbert McRae February 18, 2010

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Mr. Fister

A man who penetrates other men/women rapidly with his fist.

"Hey look, there's the legendary Mr. Fister. How was last night?"

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

double fister

similiar to a fister, but with 2 fists. only for the extremely kinky and it is very painful but oh so good. also brings climax amazingly fast

i gave Joanna a double fister last night. she started to cry in pain but didnt want me 2 stop coz it felt so good

by brennan234 July 17, 2006

been fisten?

been fisten? is more than just a question it's a greeting amongst fellow fisters (fisters being guys that fist women or women that fist women). Similar to how people say "whats up?"

been fisten?
By the fistfull?
well keep fisten then son!

by aussie fister May 12, 2006