female

Invented to do all chores that are around the house

Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing

by LawAustin January 12, 2008

Female

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

by Mr. Ken January 8, 2009

Female

it's a mystery. high chance these "things" aren't human.

Child : What's a female?
SOme Turd : it's a mystery.

by Insert pp February 5, 2021

Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

female

when used by most, it is a synonym for bitch.
Usually used in environments where profanity is prohibited.

I hate these backstabbing females.

by Ganstageek February 22, 2009

Female

A vagina's life support system.

A vagina cannot survive without a female.

by Lorenzo19 September 22, 2010

Female

The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.

Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female

by JKJKJK :) October 17, 2008