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Singer: It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak. Freddy Freaker, the dancin' new sensation, grabbin' the nation, doin' the freak. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK. Join the party, the fast and easy way, to hear what's scammin' from New York to L.A. Call now. 1-900-490-FREAK. What's happenin' what's jammin', party 'til you drop. Dial and hear the action, what's hot and what's not. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK.
Singer: It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak. Freddy Freaker, the dancin' new sensation, grabbin' the nation, doin' the freak. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK. Join the party, the fast and easy way, to hear what's scammin' from New York to L.A. Call now. 1-900-490-FREAK. What's happenin' what's jammin', party 'til you drop. Dial and hear the action, what's hot and what's not. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK.
by Amiiboss May 18, 2018
Get the freddy freaker mug.Noun: A person who lies about everything in order to have someone never be able to get to know the real them; a freak liar; someone in a bar who uses a different alias in order to have a one night stand without ever having to hear from the person ever again.
"Damn dude, party last night was crazy. Ended up meeting this chick, telling her she was so perfect for me, I would just love to date her and get to know more about her. That way she let me fuck her without thinking it'd be a one nighter. But definitely not going to call that bitch."
"Well aren't you afraid that she'll call you or look you up and come to your house if you don't get back to her?"
"Haha nah dude, I was a fraker last night so it's straight."
"Well aren't you afraid that she'll call you or look you up and come to your house if you don't get back to her?"
"Haha nah dude, I was a fraker last night so it's straight."
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the Fraker mug.A man who logs on to chat sites assuming the identity of a woman. Often this woman is bi sexual, really horny and has lots of topless/naked pics of herself she likes to swap with other women.
The irony is these chatrooms are so full of these fakers that most of the time theyre actually only swapping pictures with other fakers there. Thus the whole thing is pointless because the pictures they swap for are probably on a free porn site anyway.
Fortunately for any genuine bisexual/lesbian/curious women out there it's fairly simple to spot a faker. If they havent asked straight off for pictures they will do within about 5 minutes of pretty mundane conversation. Also they will hardly ever have clothed pictures for you and noticably over-use the word 'hun'.
The irony is these chatrooms are so full of these fakers that most of the time theyre actually only swapping pictures with other fakers there. Thus the whole thing is pointless because the pictures they swap for are probably on a free porn site anyway.
Fortunately for any genuine bisexual/lesbian/curious women out there it's fairly simple to spot a faker. If they havent asked straight off for pictures they will do within about 5 minutes of pretty mundane conversation. Also they will hardly ever have clothed pictures for you and noticably over-use the word 'hun'.
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