I am your father

The thing you say to your 20 Year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.

Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No, I AM your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Luke: Why'd you cut off my Arm?
Darth Vader: ...

by GeoThermalSloth October 3, 2010

hows your father?

cheeky reference to the sexual act

'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'

by Pip March 13, 2005

hows your father

Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.

They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!

by hurtle September 27, 2005

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

Luke, I am your father

Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".

The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc

by Cataphract_40 May 15, 2005

father-in-law

The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.

My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

father daddy

When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.

Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.

by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017