double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.

Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'

by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010

Facejacking

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.

Man, Emily's got a bunch of fine ass friends. I'm going to go facejacking and get at least 4 or 5.

by ODUB October 20, 2009

Fetal Facefucking

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.

i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

by DanvalleAjmemmo May 2, 2011

Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.

Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)

by facebook this April 1, 2010

facefucking

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook

dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop

by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011

facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.

I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.

by Jellypop January 19, 2007

Facebacking

The act of getting on to your wive's, husband's, boyfriend's, girlfriend's or pal's Facebook profile, (whether you have one yourself or not) to post something, for communication or just plain impishness.

"Hey there all, Joe here using Elaine's page! I'm Facebacking!"

by RBRaleigh November 24, 2009