floss the cat

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.

neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.

by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007

floss d'oeuvres

The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.

John: Did you just eat the crap you pulled from your teeth with that flossing stick Fab??

Fab: And why not?? No reason to waste a good floss d'oeuvres boy!

by Westfall60 September 26, 2011

floss your ass

the act of wiping your ass by taking a towel and pulling it back and forth through your legs and asscrack

yo your ass stank, go floss your ass

by Scooopy poop woooty January 12, 2019

Floss Hatin'

when someone tryin to hate on ur floss. someone dissin ur floss.

"Man, why u Floss Hatin', u know my grill is real."

by MATT BROWNE July 24, 2006

Floss and Flied

Perform a task really well

Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!

by TJ517 February 4, 2010

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

floss her sauce

to show off your jewelry, or stunt on someone

she floss her sauce on you .

by bdjekbesy October 5, 2017