remas erectus

an autistic homo erectus

hmmmmm that nigga might be a remas erectus

by badr shimi January 13, 2022

homo erectus floridus

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.

Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.

by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022

Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.

Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus

by What’s up! November 22, 2024

Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.

jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.

by Thinman529k January 10, 2025

Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026