erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014

Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019

erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

erectile disfunction

Pp no go SPROOOOOING

My penis doesn't get hard, I have erectile disfunction

by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023