erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022

erectile personification

when jo momma strokin kolman slonky style

ya hear da gibbon lord kman was getting erectile personification last nite?
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*

by joofro679 November 12, 2023

erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014

Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019

Erectile Dysfunction

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

by poisonberries December 2, 2021

erectile disfunction

Pp no go SPROOOOOING

My penis doesn't get hard, I have erectile disfunction

by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023