Epsteined

When somebody tricks you into thinking that they did something even though you rare bluffing; ie: faking your own death

Jeffrey Epstein epsteined everyone by faking his own death.

by NEhz_75 November 3, 2025

Epsteined

A situation where it appears an individual who was minding their own business mysteriously committed suicide but in reality was forced into circumstances where they assisted in their own murder.

The hungry rat epsteined itself when it took the bait and set off the trap.

by Phytosanitary October 17, 2021

jeffery epstein

Super cool gooner sigma

Sam: I goon to jeffery epstein

by Pannkakor March 7, 2024

Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.

Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.

by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025

Epstein Ghost

A term used for youtubers who have been "possessed" by the Epstein Ghost after hitting over 100k or 1m subscribers, therefore, making them commit pedophilic actions.

xXYoutuberXx Fan: "Dude, did you know that xXYoutuberXx just groomed a minor?! I'm unsubscribing him!"
xXYoutuberXx Fan 2: "Yeah, he musta been possessed by the Epstein Ghost!"

by iwascrazyonce December 25, 2024

Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist

"the epstein files arent real" - government

by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.

by Masihiun January 5, 2024