envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)

john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

Brown Envelope Day

A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.

"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.

by jim0203 April 4, 2010

envelope

a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used

"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"

by neak October 19, 2008

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

black envelope

The act of stoking a fire of high hopes that will burn faster than your dreams shattering when your dad left.

I hear Qualtrics is giving everyone the black envelopes.

by p1zzahut November 15, 2018

enveloved

when a person is enveloved they are loved only by a letter or a piece of mail.

"John your so enveloved" said tony, "I know I know,im social hated" said John.

by Andrew Suicide October 15, 2007

pushing the envelope

A sex act in which one person is tied to a bed and a sheet with strategically-cut holes placed over them, through which a second person has sex with them.

"Looks like it's time to buy new sheets. The wife and I were really pushing the envelope last night."

by mr. wangdangle November 17, 2011