Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.

by Vu Nguyen July 29, 2008

emotionally stunted

An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.

Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."

Gary: "Excuse me?"

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."

Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."

by AYYFRON March 31, 2011

emotionally unhealed

someone from the past is holding you to move on to the future.

I am still emotionally unhealed that's why i can't face him.

by lhschick07 September 24, 2009

Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

emotional enema

The cleansing feeling you get from sharing at a support group

I shared at a co-dependents meeting, it was painful and uncomfortable but I felt an emotional enema to get it all out

by jll282000 November 23, 2011

Emotional Whiplash

A ping-pong between intense joy and intense sadness

Bruh, this gurl is killing me, one day everything's great btween us, the next one she won't talk to me, it's a freaking emotional whiplash

by graboul March 21, 2018

emotional emissary

An Emotional Emissary is a slang term for the top in a pegging relationship.

My emotional emissary went too hard and rough last night there is no way I can go on a bike ride with you.

by firmnoodle March 10, 2022