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erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.
OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!
by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018
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Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.
“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now
by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019
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Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024
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erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
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erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.
When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.
by Steek3636 November 5, 2020
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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erectile personification

when jo momma strokin kolman slonky style
ya hear da gibbon lord kman was getting erectile personification last nite?
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*
by joofro679 November 12, 2023
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