by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”
by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022

ya hear da gibbon lord kman was getting erectile personification last nite?
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*
by joofro679 November 12, 2023
