ear spray

overflow sounds from someone listening to their ipod too loud,
possibly first coined by an npr editorial.

sitting on the train for four hours with ear spray on me from the raging 15 year old brittany fan, what fun.

by tim brown from downtown July 19, 2006

ear buddying

Two people sharing a soundtrack using only one pair of headphones, aka wax swapping.

I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.

by j-biz da muzak man May 14, 2011

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Ear Date Rape

When a loud YouTube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant ASMR video. The scariest thing about ASMR videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they'll be . It's like being raped by someone you trust.

ASMRSafeSpaceLady: Do you like when I touch your ears?
PTSD Survivor: Wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic

Unexpected Toyota Ad: WHOA OH, OH OH, OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTSD Survivor: OMG Ear Date Rape. Whyyy? I trusted you!*passes out; ears bleeding*

by mrteabaggervance March 1, 2017

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 9, 2018

ear hug

When two people lean in so far during an endearing hug, their ears connect.

During their goodbye rituals, they gave each other an ear hug.

by Umojanow328 May 11, 2018

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020