Dyslexia

An illness where you have the inability to read properly and often mess up spelling.

Dyslexic Kid, "Hey bro I just got diagnosed with daily sex I should see if Karen wants to help out!"
Everyone else, "You sure you don't mean dyslexia?"

by Up The Mighty Blues August 30, 2021

Dyslexia

Something you probably do not have if you knew how to spell it to look it up

"Hey, Paul, you think I have Dyslexia?" "No you idiot, how would you know that word if you were!"

by Lunewolf January 19, 2022

dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014

Dyslexia Death

The untimely death of someone caused by an individual not being able to interpret numbers and letters correctly.

The numbers for the address on the no-knock warrant were switched around due to the undiagnosed dyslexia of the data entry phase, which caused the death of an innocent person when law enforcement entered the wrong house thus Dyslexia Death

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

Dyslexia for images

Incapability of imagining stuffs in their mind

James can't picture the color of the apple because he has dyslexia for images.

by 22001_yes December 24, 2024

social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.

Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.

by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020

Dyslexia

Dyslexia is race. It’s a distinct race between the African American and Indian. This race is less than 1% of the population making it the rarest race known historically.

Hey what race are you?

Oh I’m dyslexic! But the full name is dyslexia

by Rrrrraind May 30, 2018